The beauty that is mIRC

I used to be the queen of Internet Relay Chat. I could gab for hours with my friends on DALnet in the #metallica channel. I knew everybody there. I had full sops!

Then, something changed. The infighting started. Names were called and insults tossed on a whim. So I left. I left my GwenStefani nickname and my full sops (!) and I never looked back.

...Until now.

That's right, I'm back baby! You won't feel so hot, Internet Relay Chat, when I knock you on your keister!